Why can't I just find a cute bag?!

So I don’t know about you guys but lately I have been unhappy as fuck with my bag selection.  I’m a natural clothes whore, let me tell you.  But that doesn’t mean I don’t collect other things like purses, necklaces, and sunglasses.  The scarf collection is coming along nicely too, though it’s not quite there yet (though I’ve got my eye on a nice white lacey scarf that could turn that whole game around…but that will be for a different day.)

Back to the bags. 

I used to be an editorial assistant at a tiny little publishing house here in Pensacola.  I absolutely loved it. I hated to leave but the retail gods lured me away from them with promises of health insurance, a bigger paycheck, and a 40% clothing discount.  I never stood a chance against thier wicked, wicked ways.

But back to the bags.

To celebrate the acquisition of the job, boyfrand and I went to Coach and I bought my first ever Coach bag. 

She’s beautiful right? Well she’s also fucking heavy when all the crap I carry around on a daily basis is placed inside her. (Does this sound dirty to anyone else right now?)  So I haven’t used her in a while…then there’s the bazillion other bags I own that have suddenly lost thier luster. 

So what do I do? Do I buy a new one and incur the wrath of the clothes hating man child that lives with me? Nah, best to play it safe.  I got a birthday coming up soonish.  I’ll just beg for a really nice one cuz I’ve been such a good girl this year. Yeah, that’ll work.

But then again, WHAT bag do I beg for?

I’ve been dying to get my hands on a really cute clutch…or seven.  So far I’ve found one in sparkles, yellow, and a really pretty blue mint one from ASOS.  Which who knew that ASOS now does US orders? Not me, until yesterday’s mad Pinteresting craze around midnight. But clutches are tinty. Ittt bitty. Meant for drunken nights out where all you need is cigarettes, a lighter, your keys to your house, and an ID.  I need something far more substantial than that.  Where will my Sephora lip stain live?! Where will my all my credit cards live?! Speaking of that I need a new wallet too…

But back to the bags…I guess I’m stuck using my old white canvas and leather bag until I figure this ish out.  I would post a picture of it too but it would give away my place of employment and I don’t feel like doing that just yet. Cuz you guys could be sneaky people who may want to steal my job from me.  I don’t know…I don’t know your lives, bitches.